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  • Blog 17: Tape Measure Communication, Cats of Kotor, Plastic Bag Madness

    Blog 17: Tape Measure Communication, Cats of Kotor, Plastic Bag Madness

    Tape Measure Communication

    The tandem frame-build process requires various body and bike measurements which Co-Motion are using to design our new bike. As a result – we really needed a tape measure in Dubrovnik.

    Tape measures are cheap enough to buy in Croatia, but buying one would’ve been a complete waste for a one-off measurement. Luckily we were staying in a family-run guesthouse who likely would’ve had one we could borrow. I walked downstairs to the family house so that I could ask our lovely host Maria for one, armed with my iPad and two pictures; one of a tape measure and one of a ribbon measuring tape.

    I greeted her using all the Croatian I know. She was chipper and asked me in her broken English whether we were staying or going. I told her we were going to Montenegro soon, but not just yet. I then asked her in what I thought was a clear manner if she had a tape measure I could use for five minutes, accompanying my foreign language with a picture of what I needed. She then excitedly said, “Ok, ok, you will go in five minutes, no problem!”

    I then re-tried my sentence without the five in it to avoid that confusion again, pointing to the picture of the tape measure on the screen. In the space of about one second, she had completely disregarded what I had said. It seems she was putting lots if energy into her next sentence during the time i was talking because she asked me if I saw any other people in Montenegro coming to Dubrovnik to let them know about her guesthouse.

    For a third time I tried “do you have a tape measure I could use in your house?”, emphasising the ‘you’ by pointing to her body and even translating some of the words into Italian to maybe get my point across. “Ohhhhh” she responded. She then started to point down the stairs of her house, giving me a left, no, a right, then a left, then a right – as she directed me to what I’m sure was a hardware store.

    I was shaking my head wondering how I was going to get my point across. I had all the resources I could think of using. I tried once again, really emphasising the ‘you’ and ‘house’, pointing at her body and down her hallway explicitly, and then at the tape measure. Maria then wandered down her hallway and came back with her husband.

    I retried the same sentence on them both with the iPad, emphasising the same things. I got some directions from her husband to what I think was again the same hardware store. In the middle of directing me, they even had a little argument about whether one of the turns was left or right!

    It just wasn’t working. Everything was just completely lost in translation. I was about to give up when Maria’s husband produced a tape measure out of his pocket! I yelled out a “yes, yes, yes” to which Maria was really apologetic and started telling me about how her memory is no good these days.

    Just after I had obtained the tape measure from her husband, Maria pulls out a 1m ribbon measuring tape from her very own pocket. Not believing what I was seeing I ran upstairs and started measuring!

    Cats of Kotor

    Kotor really is a city famous for their cats. If you aren’t aware, Alleykat is particularly mustard-keen on the feline species.

    There is even a shop in Kotor which sells cat handicrafts, and of course, cat food which you can use to feed the amazingly healthy stray cats.

    We were told by the Cats of Kotor owner that cats were originally brought to Kotor when it was a major port city. Along with the trading of grains and spices over a thousand years ago, came mice and rats. Cats kept tabs on these pest populations during these times and have been famous to the region ever since, despite Kotor’s major income now from tourists.

    If you sit anywhere in Kotor, you are bound to be serenaded by the cats. Whether the cats would like to eat your food or devour your attention, friendly ‘meows’ followed by the rubbing of cat fur against your legs are stock standard.

    If you are eating lunch, you can expect an army of cats. They will glare at you for as long as it takes to melt your soul, knowing all to well that this tactic will see their bellies full.

    The ‘Cats of Kotor’ are not only a pleasure to be around, but represent Kotor’s history told in a unique way.

    Plastic Bag Madness

    Alleykat hate producing waste. It is a policy of ours to either take plastic bags to the supermarket with us, or if we forget them, the punishment is that we have to carry everything we have just purchased in our arms. Even with this policy we tend to accrue bags.

    One particular chain supermarket in Montenegro uses an unfathomable quantity of the suckers. If you want a carrot, and a cucumber and a capsicum – you get three bags. But the inconvenience of carrying three bags is obviously difficult, so they throw in another bag to carry the bags! Then you go and buy three different items from the supermarket bakery; that’s four more bags. Then some cheese and olives from the deli; three more bags. Without even hitting the register you are at 11 plastic bags.

    Alleykat brought their own bags into the supermarket as per usual. This supermarket is pretty fancy for Montenegro, so there are employees assisting customers everywhere. Europeans don’t weigh goods at the cash register, instead everything is weighed in the deli, bakery or produce sections. Normally it is a weigh-it-yourself affair, but not at this fancy-shmancy supermarket.

    The produce lady rips off a bag from a roll and sticks her arm out to grab and weigh my carrot. I shake my head saying ‘no’ to the bag and pull one I had previously used out of my pocket. I stick the carrot in the old bag and hand it to the lady to weigh. She then shakes her head, takes the carrot out of my bag and puts it in her new bag.

    I tell her that I don’t want her bag, and put the carrot back in the bag I brought along, but that doesn’t go down all that well. Knowing that I couldn’t understand 99% of what she was saying, I’m sure there was swearing coming my way. I somehow got the lady to use my bags for four or five different items… but not for long…

    We then walk to the bakery where we try to use our bags again. Unfortunately the bakery lady has already picked up our goods with her plastic bags.

    All of a sudden, what seems to be the manager of this huge supermarket taps us on the shoulder. We try to explain that we have lots of bags and that we don’t want any more. But that isn’t important; the manager grabs all of the things out of our basket and trots off to weigh everything herself. Instead of unbagging everything, she simply puts everything we had into new plastic bags!

    We now have 11 more of these plastic f****rs and approximately twenty Montenegrins who want us dead. Every time we walk past an employee we are getting ‘death’ stares.

    We eventually finish our shop and head to the checkout. At this supermarket every checkout desk has an employee that bags items. Even after explaining that we don’t want bags, it is a competition to see who can pick up the groceries faster and bag them. I manage to strike fastest, but only after a stern ‘NO’ (in Croatian) every time she tried to pick up an item.

    I’ll tell you what, we are quite lucky we made it out alive.

     

  • Video: Montenegro with Amelie and Gabe

    Video: Montenegro with Amelie and Gabe

    Alleykat rode our touring bikes for the first time on our world trip with another couple! Getting along really well after we met in Dubrovnik, Croatia, we rode the ~100km coastal road to Kotor, Montenegro – panniers filled with fun. It was a perfect little day riding in such a beautiful country!

     

  • Video: The Little Yellow Jacket That Could

    Video: The Little Yellow Jacket That Could

    Today it was a wet and miserable day in Dubrovnik, Croatia. So, instead of doing arts and crafts we got active and made a short little video of the streets of the old town for everyone!

    Let us know what you think!

     

     

     

  • Blog 13: Kinda Back On The Bike

    Blog 13: Kinda Back On The Bike

    The closing of doors.

    Upon arriving in Italy, we knew that this time-period was a closing of a big part (or ‘door’) of the trip – two doors in fact; the first signifying the end of our limited time to spend having adventures in the Schengen Zone and the second hopefully meaning the end of waiting for my knee to have righted itself enough after six or more weeks of rest.

    As is wonderful in life, the endings of things usually indicate the beginnings of others. We have almost shut the doors on these two parts and this action has indeed proved to be the catalyst for opening at least two more.

    No man’s land.

    Between the end of Slovenia and the beginning of Croatia lies a river to cross and a small patch of both lush and paved environment. Far from the destitute and dire ‘no man’s land’ that is implied by this nomination, the land seemed very free and more of an ‘all person’s land’. It was a funny feeling riding through a space that was everyone’s and no one’s simultaneously. Both border crossings were car-based, heavily guarded and came accompanied by reluctantly given passport stamps. When we crossed from Italy to Slovenia we rode through a disused border control station. It loomed its way over the road, looking to dominate us with its regulations, but ended up being little more than a slight fork in the road when we arrived at its lifeless jaws. It’s weird to see what the Schengen Zone has removed from Countries like Slovenia – its once proudly drawn lines in the sand are nothing more than mere movie-making opportunities (strangely, we were filmed coming through the crossing and riding off into the Slovenian countryside). This loss kind of alludes to the effect the exchange to the Euro has had too: taking something from the country.

    The first door is well and truly closed.

    Upon writing this, we have been in Croatia for more than a few nights now and have mastered a little beyond than the basic eight words (yes – da, no – neh, thank you – hvala, goodbye – dovnygeny, good day – dobe dan, one – un, two – dve and three – tree). We also know how to inquire ‘how do you do?’, how to readily apologise for our lack of Croatian and how to ask where a hospital is…with varying success rates in their use.

    Pithy Pula – maybe something was lost in translation from Croatian to English?

     

    On our way out of ‘the door’ (from inside the Schengen Zone out of it) we paused on the threshold in Northern Italy and Slovenia. We arrived in Italy from Innsbruck on a train destined for Venice. Verona is a city I have visited before and had unfortunately been underwhelmed by, but happily, far from the small, tourist-poor, trattoria-ruled recollection of my experience five years prior, the city was alive and had its best colours on show. Thousands of people decked the streets licking cones overflowing with sumptuous flavours of ice cream. The old town was far larger and more impressive than I remembered, with cobbled streets to roam and amazing pizza to be digested, the central amphitheatre was enormous and inviting instead of stone cold and with a case of the ABCs (another bloody colosseum). Juliet’s balcony was excitingly almost unapproachable throughout peak times (although I managed to touch Juliet’s right breast with my right hand this time, undoing the bad luck I had given myself last time on touching it with my left) and seemed more romantic with four of us there in the dense crowd instead of two. The city was half the time covered in grime and the other half in sunshine, a mix delightfully illustrative of what Italy should be.

    We stayed on the hill atop the city with views all the way to the mountains, we of course got lost on our way to the campground, when the Garminator suggested we simply ride the last 900 metres up a series of 200+ stairs (simple as that!). Alex as usual took to the confusing layout of Veronese streets like a squirrel to climbing trees and found us a beautifully graded hill to ride our bikes up to Castel San Pietro camping ground instead.

    The campsite was not only beautiful but was populated with some thoroughly lovely people. We are so lucky on this trip to have already made such a good group of friends. We met Australians Kitty (Kaitlin Taylor) and Cami (Sarah Camilleri) on their first night and our second and proceeded to engage wholeheartedly in each others’ lives. As usual, our accents were what brought us together in addition to our shared preparation of food (we were cooking pumpkin soup and they were reinventing the brilliant staple that is pesto pasta). We learned about their six month journey around Europe (and Thailand and the UK) and also learned to just eat pizza and ice cream whenever the opportunity arises. We entered into their warm friendship with ease of gesticulatory storytelling, sharing laughter, food, interests from Australia, travel recommendations and family histories. We spent five excellent days together and, on their looming departure, shared our last period of togetherness time with two more travellers – Will (an Australian who has been living in Europe for the past eight and a half years) and Celina (his partner, a Swiss/Italian who has all but exhausted Europe as a travel destination).

    Kitty, Kitty J and Cami correctly cupping Juliet’s right breast.

     

    As it turns out, these two are taking almost the same trip as us over the next eighteen to twenty four months by public transport and by foot. We spent the remainder of out Kitty and Cami-less time with Celina and Will, eating more amazing food, drinking local wine and of course, learning and laughing. We’re hoping to catch up with them again at Christmas time in Istanbul.

    From Verona we endeavoured to travel to Trieste on what we hoped would be our last train trip. We’d heard that Italian transport is notoriously late (in a seemingly unparalleled way in the Western World) but having travelled in to Italy on time and without so much of a hitch we pooh-poohed this notion…until we attempted this next trip. Our train was transferred platforms at the last minute, then we boarded where upon the train proceeded to break down or the driver was on the phone to his mum, meaning we sat and became ever later – we left a full hour later than the scheduled time, and given that we only had a half an hour buffer at the other end to catch our connection from Venezia Mestere to Trieste we thought ‘damn!’ only in much more colourfully profane language. Surely we were going to miss it.

    Our train started but our hearts did not lift as we assumed that we would be facing either a five hour wait at the other end or wild camping in Venezia Mestere (the industrial part of Venice). Neither option was all that appealing and we were frustrated seeing that it wasn’t our fault that our train was late. Cut two hours to Mestere station and a mad dash to a train that looked like our scheduled connection (clearly also running outrageously late) and BAM! There we were, admittedly in the wrong carriage for part of the way, and with a €18 fine for we’re not sure what to boot, but heck, a little bit of jostling and a lot of under-the-breath mumbling was well worth it. We arrived at Trieste at 8:30 and breathed an audible sigh of relief.

    The hostel in Trieste was right on the beach front and we paid one euro extra for the pleasure of a twin room on the third floor with windows opening our little box onto the glorious moonlit ocean and the relaxing sounds and smells of the sea. Wendy, a Kiwi we met who adores bike touring too, told us of places to go in Croatia and made our late moonlight-drenched balcony dinner all the more palatable.

    It was here in Trieste, with our decision to ride into Slovenia rather than stay another night with the sea lapping at our hostel window that the first door was well on its way to being closed. Closed to the Schengen Zone and the familiarities that came with it – the commonality of English speaking everybodies, the ease of finding a camping ground open and ready to have our tent pitched in it and of course the regretful nearing end of the magnificent weather summer in Europe has mostly bestowed upon us.

    We left Trieste on bike, saddled with the prospect of navigating very busy Italian roads with the Garmintor as our guide.along the way I swapped my clip in shoes for my kicks, which calmed my nerves into only quietly slithering around my neck rather than boa-constricting my throat with their colourful, muscular circulations.

    Subsequent to what seemed like a few near misses of potential motorway bikeriding (we all know how that particular activity turns out), a number of Garminator-led route changes and nestling as close as bike-and-humanly possible to the right side of the right lane on highways, we happened into Slovenia without much of a hassle.

    After staying a night at what was the least densely populated camping ground so far, where silent grey nomads and vast droopy tent cities stood steadfastly empty, filled only with their seasonal loneliness, we rode on and were greeted by a welcomingly opened Eastern and more foreign door as we crossed the border into Croatia. Satisfyingly we left the Schengen Zone with a quiet shutting and securing of the first door behind our whirring wheels.

    The second door.

    As you might know, my knee has been a bothersome bitch over the past…well, over pretty much the whole trip. The ‘second door’ is contrary; like Alice in Wonderland, I tumbled down the rabbit hole but unfortunately the Wonderland was less a figure of my imagination and more two fractures in my knee. On the positive flip side of this negative injury, my dilapidated knee bones meant a slight change to the route and speed with which we travelled through Germany, Austria and Italy. And just as luckily, the reality of the Wonderland I reside in is that bones heal and Alleykat prospers on our extremely magical adventure around the world.

    It is here that I have almost closed a door with the help of my humble human body’s healing powers, with the never ending understanding of Alex and a lot of generosity of friends new and old. I am nearly done closing the second door on the fractured state I was existing in; allowing the overflowing mess of sometimes-self-pity, frustration and smalltime stagnation to be kept in a room that I don’t need to revisit or clean, ever.

    The closure of the second door leads us to a room filled with doors slightly ajar, and we are keen to try them all. Especially the door we find ourselves tentatively pushing open right now: how to meet locals and stay at guest houses (Sobe, Zimmer or Apartman) when camping grounds are closed and wild camping isn’t a good option. My knee being fixed means that we can do longer days (we recently did a 70 or 80 kilometre stint, a far cry from my hobbling around cities encumbered by my bike and knee pain) and also that we can tackle the hills and dales to the beautiful Mediteranean countryside without needing to put our bikes on expensive, possibly late trains. The knee is very nearly there, fingers crossed by the time we have to climb the daunting hills of the not-too-distant future it will be stronger than ever and we can fling every new door open with gay abandon!

    A veritable million streets of openable doors lie ahead of us…

     

  • Blog 12: Two Bad Days

    Blog 12: Two Bad Days

    I usually have one bad day a year. They go something like this: it rains and I have no rain jacket, I forget to bring my phone or wallet with me for the day, I get a flat tyre or two, someone cancels on meeting with me, I am late for something, I fall over awkwardly, I get a fine for something – you get the gist.

    Nothing is dramatically wrong, but at the same time nothing goes right for me. My most successful way to deal with these days is to just give up half way through and go home to bed.

    Bad Day No.1

    My first bad day(s) on our trip were specifically in Pula, Croatia. The day started early in the morning, just after midnight in fact. I realised I had left my manscaping kit on charge in the men’s bathroom accidentally. Now, it wasn’t the full kit, it was just the charger and motor (note: useless to ANYBODY without the shaving heads). When I arrived, the shaver was missing, along with the charger. Ok, so maybe the cleaner thought it had been in the bathroom too long and had dropped it off at reception.

    After a sleep of no worry, I hit up the campground reception who in turn called the cleaner to see if anything has been found. Nothing. The cleaner apparently saw it one time she was cleaning and by the next time it was gone.

    I gave it a few hours for someone to hand it in, but unfortunately for me the idiot who stole it decided that it was now theirs, however useless.

    We were walking along the rocky shoreline of the Adriatic Sea after a long breakfast and filming session (our first go!), admiring the chiseled names and dates in the rock and thinking about how amazing it would be to dive, when with no warning the plug breaks from my thong. (Or flip flops – I unfortunately for you don’t run a whale tail!) The unusual bit is that the plug didn’t pull through the thong body like thongs normally do, it actually broke off!

    Walking back to our campsite with one thong and one bare foot I checked to see if there was anything on the washing line. It now seemed that instead of having a washing line, we in fact didn’t. Sadly our amazing elastic, pegless, travel washing line was stolen. I was mainly devastated by the fact that we won’t be able to pick up anything similar for a few months…

    The day went on. The protective cap for the Airstash fell out of my pocket in an unknown location.

    Later that night when we were using the internet, www.cyclingabout.com disappeared from beneath us. It was there one moment and gone the next. Frustrated, I decided that rather than dwell on it I would forget that it had ever happened and hope that by tomorrow it had come back to the server.

    Kat informed me as I went to sleep that I was holding a black ballon, and letting it go would bring better luck. I literally went to sleep with both hands open as wide as possible.

    Bad Day No.2

    I woke up at 6:30am with stomach cramps and pain. I went to the bathroom a few times but it didn’t seem to get me to a better place. We resumed our day as normal, hoping I would become normal as well. After breakfast I had to lay down rather than staying seated as it was more comfortable. My stomach pain was getting more intense.

    By early afternoon I was feeling dizzy, exhausted and generally horrible. Kat wanted to get a bite on her leg checked out by a doctor after learning from some campsite friends that tic bites can carry disease in Germany, and from our observations her bite wasn’t really clearing up well. I was too exhausted to go to hospital, so Kat reluctantly went by herself. (She can fill you in on her experience in another post!)

    I lay down in the tent, stomach becoming more painful by the second. I took various medication to reduce pain and settle my stomach, but it felt useless against whatever was attacking me. I was completely nauseous and was most comfortable in the foetal position.

    My body went from being frozen cold, snuggled in my sleeping bag fully clothed, to within a few seconds so blisteringly hot I had to lay outside on the ground with the wind blowing past.

    Later on, after getting back from the bathroom, my body decided that it was time to throw up everywhere. It felt so natural and refreshing to just let it all out. After five or six bouts my body was slightly more settled.

    I became well enough to help cook dinner but I struggled to get more than half way through. I went to bed early, leaving Kat to clean up everything.

    Kat had also found out she has Lyme Disease! Yay. (Luckily in its treatable first stage)

    The good news?

    – Well, I felt a lot better the next day.

    – My awesome Phillips shaving kit was replaced in a department store on the outskirts of Pula. It was sheer luck that they firstly had good shaving products, but also that they carried a Phillips shaver 98% identical to my stolen one.

    – The super glue lathered generously around the plug of my thong is still holding it together.

    – www.cyclingabout.com resumed as normal the next day.